spastication
when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life
spastication by twkwsaal May 12, 2018
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Spastication
Spastication by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020
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Spastification
The art of acting spasticly.
Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013
Spasticating
Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.
Spasticating by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018
spasticulation
Random hand gestures and arm movements that affect epileptics, or some people with brain damage. Laughing is cruel, wrong and oh so hard to resist...
spasticulation by Et tu, Spongebob? January 5, 2009
Shlastication
Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.
Shlastication by Conholio February 4, 2003
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