Shartabate

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.

I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.

by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

Shastabation

The use of Shasta brand soda as a lubricant for masturbation

There were at least three open cans of Shasta by the computer when I got home, and the browser was still on a porn site. My wife must have been engaged in some serious Shastabation while I was at work.

by Shaolinstylze March 11, 2008

Shardabate

To wank and take a dump then cum on your dump.

i took a massive shardabate

by james 85345678923 September 3, 2011

shartbite

If you think you're going to fart, but poop a little, and said poop has corns or nut shells in it and it scratches your butthole.

Greg ate some hot tamales, laughed too hard, and got a shartbite on his butthole rim.

by thesilliestbear August 27, 2013

shartybaespam

Pretty,talented,cool,kind,weird

Shartybaespam is so poggers

by I’mthebestsheesh June 3, 2021

shartybaespam

Cool,amazing,talented,pretty chill

Shartybaespam is so cool 😎

by I’mthebestsheesh June 3, 2021