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Having violent, gay sex with someone and ejaculating all over the place at the same time. Thus creating sparkes.

"Man, there's sparkes everywhere after our 'encounter' on the sofa"

"I got my promotion yesterday, but I was cleaning sparkes of my desk for weeks"
Words you can keep
The effect of skyperbating or skype piping too aggressively over your keyboard.
Last night's speed Skyping session was amazing, Sparkes were flying everywhere
sparkes by forwardsman October 21, 2010

Irwin Sparkes 

That awesome fashionable lead singer from The Hoosiers who can hit any note you hit him with. Also known to make a pun or two when appropriate.
'Aw, who's that? He's cool'
'Irwin Sparkes!'
Irwin Sparkes by akaspiderray December 6, 2012

abby sparkes 

sparks in the dark

When you chew up a pack of Wintergreen Lifesavers candy in a dark room whilst looking in a mirror, it makes Green Sparks!
When I first heard of sparks in the dark I just had to try it! What an amazing phenomenum! The green sparks were so beautiful!
Pronounced sp-a-rk-E. This is a person who plans events for a living and also loves to party. Sparke is a professional partier. This person is the life of the party whether attending a party or planing an event. Must always look fabulous and sparkled. It is a privilege to associate with a Sparke.

The E in SparkE stands for EvEnTs and EnErGy.
Time to spark this event up Sparke
This party is sparke-licious
Sparke is planning this event?
Sparke by sparkEsparkles November 23, 2010

robin sparkles 

the canadian pop sensation who sadly, has retired and is working at metronews 1 in NYC
robin sparkles by sparkles51996 April 19, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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