Spannerak

This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.

Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks

Spannerak by Rikstir June 13, 2012

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spanner in the waves

TO PRESENT AN OBSTACLE; TO CAUSE A PROBLEM FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

MAN CITY HAVE PUT A SPANNER IN THE WAVES

spanner in the waves by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

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Spannerak • spanner • spannered • Spannerman • Spanner Monkey • Spanner and screwdriver • Spannerboy • SPANNER-CRAB • Spanner Dog • spanner eyes

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

wanking spanners by Codiak July 31, 2003

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Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!

Spannered by dedbult November 27, 2010