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An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.
im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.
by Codiak July 31, 2003
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers
By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners
by Tight Trousers August 09, 2006
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