Spanner

Spanner ..

In the works …

Said spanner

Is I …

…

So only something biblical ..

Could …

But yep …

Biblical or extremely unlucky

So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..

Simply ran out of words …

Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point

Anything after that …

Depends on the former …

Can’t be doing stress any longer

Neither you can you I imagine

And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …

Luck ….

Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …

Spanner …

Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….

The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023

Spanner

Given to an attractive girl.

That chick in the office is a spanner, cos every time she passes by she makes my nuts tighten.

by Diehard66 July 26, 2018

Spanner

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

by Craig October 21, 2003

Spanner

The geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973).

That Lee Martin's a right spanner.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Spanner

A hot girl.

Sally is a spanner, she really tightens my nuts.

by Chumpbug September 11, 2020

Spanner

A large shit whose length spans at least the circumference of the inside of the toilet bowl. Extreme relief usually accompanies release of a spanner, as does the occasional bloody anus, sudden weight loss and clogged toilet.

Mass consumption of sunflower seed shells can turn an ordinary spanner into a mace spanner. Resembling the spiky medieval weapon, mace spanners should be avoided at all costs.

"I just ate 4 bowls of granola. There's gonna be a spanner in the toilet tomorrow, I tell you."

Tom:"Dude, I just shat out a wingless 747."
Ron:"No, Tom, you shat a spanner. Good for you. Now unclog the toilet."

Ron:"I told you should have spit out all those sunflower seed shells, Tom."
Tom:"Fuck you, Ron. My intestines are being shredded as we speak. It's only a matter of time before this mace spanner turns my butthole into a bloody, fleshy origami fortune teller"

by Larsone April 18, 2010

Spanner

A Type of role player that God-modes beyond belief, and calls it "Being Literate". Anyone using the name Spanner is a god-moder, Illiterate, does not know the difference between a coma and a period, Copies everyone else's bloodline abilities, "Tears" open portals and pops out behind you (Of course to rape you), uses magical powers from space to destroy your base, will leave the leader of the good guy organization to die and won't care, and most of all, because he is a mother ef-ing piece of crap from Australia.

Can also be used to name someone that always has to be right, never wrong.

Dalco - ((Logs onto gaia)) "Oh god, I hope that Spanner didn't post... Oh god he did... ((Reading)) EF! SPANNER! MOTHER EF-ING SPANNER! I JUST THREW A PLANT AT YOU! HOW THE EF DIG YOU ABSORB IT AND BECOME THE UNIVERSE! EEEEEEEFFFFFFF SPANNNNERRRRR!!!!!"

Spanner - "I am SO smart. I am SO Literate. I am THE best role player EVER. I eat squash."

by Daylina Ketloybeau May 03, 2008