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spankruptcy
A person may declare spankruptcy when they have been spanked so many times that their butt is sore, and they cannot withstand any more spanking. The person who declared spankruptcy will be eligible to sit on a soft cushion seat rather than a hard seat until the sore area has healed, at which point they will receive more spankings. Also, spankings will not accrue interest during this period of time.
spankruptcy by sreebecca August 13, 2011
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Spankroft • Spankruptcy • spankoffski • Spankrupt • Stankraft • Spankroom • spankworthy • spunkrifter • spunkrot • SpunkRott
spankworthy
the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.
guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!
spankworthy by titiboy December 2, 2005
Spankrupt
1. Someone who has insufficient assets to cover their sexual urges
2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.
2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.
1. Man, I need to start meeting some new girls. I'm going spankrupt over here!
2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"
2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"
Spankrupt by chordstricken January 15, 2009
Spankruptcy
(noun) The state of figuratively or literally losing the ability to access your amassed collection of physical or virtual masturbation imagery.
My wife is so insecure that she wiped out the spank bank on my laptop, putting me into spankruptcy!
If I can't come up with something worth roughing up the suspect to I'll lose interest in myself and end up in spankruptcy!
spank bank spankrupt full spank spanktank
If I can't come up with something worth roughing up the suspect to I'll lose interest in myself and end up in spankruptcy!
spank bank spankrupt full spank spanktank
Spankruptcy by MrLzrd June 3, 2011
Stankraft
Stankraft by 🅱️Egarty🅱️aths February 26, 2019
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