spams 

1. The adverb used to describe the act of sending either unwanted or unsollicited material via the web from one web user to another. Often containing advertising material or fraudulent schemes to gain riches or to enlarge one's penis. Generally sent by fucking annoying assholes who have nothing better to do and require anonimity to protect themselves from having the shit beaten out of them by reasonably minded individuals.

2. The pleural of the word spam;
Can be loosely described as a food, more specifically a meat, that has been processed and appears in metal cans. The advertising for which is renowned for being as annoying as the other spam.

1. He who spams makes me want to encourage radical Islam

2. These Spams, the product range of the so called hamburger meat, tastes like fake poo.

spams by D to tha Mizzle January 21, 2007

Silence of the Spams 

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

Silence of the Spams by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

jizziness.bizziness.spams 

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

jizziness.bizziness.spams by kyloscrying June 22, 2021

Its_Spams 

a pro at roblox gaming and csgo add him to ur team

"Wow your dick is such an Its_Spams"

Its_Spams by Spamazho November 15, 2017

samsong

SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.

Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!

samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014

Samskara 

Samskara is a concept that all beings have past impressions resulting from previous lives and/or experiences that judges or guides one’s present actions, shapes one’s personality, and directs one’s life.
There are three types of Samskaras. Inborn, imposed, and acquired. Inborn are samskaras carried from one's past life (lives) and into the present life. Imposed are samskaras that are brought upon through a young age from one's parents and surroundings. Acquired samskaras are created from experiences and actions taken by one through out his/her life.

Samskara is the driving force of this Time-space reality, and everyone subject to this realm.

Samskara by Seraph Spiritualis October 18, 2010

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017