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A group of losers devoted to the followings of a specific type of troll who makes use of the word spam in their display name. This troll commands his people through simple moans and grunts. Collectively, the troll and his/her spamslaves target those who enforce rules of websites and devote their lives to to cheap humor revolved around this person. Often times the humor is actually at the expense of the spamslaves themselves, though due to mitigating factors ( ie. pre pubescent, being a loser, low IQ, internet tough) they are unable to see that their futile attempts at humor rarely go beyond the spamtards, themselves. When confronted about their stupidity, spamslaves, or the troll master him/herself, result to the age old internet tactic utilized by those who cannot intelligently command the english language : They label you an ass kisser.
Trollmaster: Look what this loser mod who banned me for breaking the rules posted on this other site:

Mod "The sky is blue."

Spamslave1 : OMG LULZ that guy is such a fucktard.
Spamslave2 : I HATE HIM SO MUCH, NOW I HATE THE SKY AND THE COLORS BLUE 2.

Trollmaster: Yeah, he is such a douche and a loser and he has no life.

Non spamslave : You guys realize that you are all idiots, who devote their life to copying posts made by someone on another website?

Trollmaster : OMG UR AN ASS KISSER
Spamslave 1 : BRWNNOOSER!
Spamslave 2 : GTFO FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!
by someone else's n/a February 10, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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