A group of losers devoted to the followings of a specific type of troll who makes use of the word spam in their display name. This troll commands his people through simple moans and grunts. Collectively, the troll and his/her spamslaves target those who enforce rules of websites and devote their lives to to cheap humor revolved around this person. Often times the humor is actually at the expense of the spamslaves themselves, though due to mitigating factors ( ie. pre pubescent, being a loser, low IQ, internet tough) they are unable to see that their futile attempts at humor rarely go beyond the spamtards, themselves. When confronted about their stupidity, spamslaves, or the troll master him/herself, result to the age old internet tactic utilized by those who cannot intelligently command the english language : They label you an ass kisser.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods