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Spamslave 

A group of losers devoted to the followings of a specific type of troll who makes use of the word spam in their display name. This troll commands his people through simple moans and grunts. Collectively, the troll and his/her spamslaves target those who enforce rules of websites and devote their lives to to cheap humor revolved around this person. Often times the humor is actually at the expense of the spamslaves themselves, though due to mitigating factors ( ie. pre pubescent, being a loser, low IQ, internet tough) they are unable to see that their futile attempts at humor rarely go beyond the spamtards, themselves. When confronted about their stupidity, spamslaves, or the troll master him/herself, result to the age old internet tactic utilized by those who cannot intelligently command the english language : They label you an ass kisser.
Trollmaster: Look what this loser mod who banned me for breaking the rules posted on this other site:

Mod "The sky is blue."

Spamslave1 : OMG LULZ that guy is such a fucktard.
Spamslave2 : I HATE HIM SO MUCH, NOW I HATE THE SKY AND THE COLORS BLUE 2.

Trollmaster: Yeah, he is such a douche and a loser and he has no life.

Non spamslave : You guys realize that you are all idiots, who devote their life to copying posts made by someone on another website?

Trollmaster : OMG UR AN ASS KISSER
Spamslave 1 : BRWNNOOSER!
Spamslave 2 : GTFO FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!
Spamslave by someone else's n/a February 10, 2008
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shameslave 

The process whereby one group encumbers or ascribes another real or imagined guilt in order to obtain an advantage
She refused to be shameslaved by the accusation that her ancestors had children working in sweat shops.
shameslave by Llortitna October 6, 2020

spamjavelin 

a penis. normally found between the legs.
got the spamjavelin out and blew her away
spamjavelin by andy July 13, 2004

SpamLives 

SpamLives (s4.invisionfree.com/spamlives) is a message board devoted to spam and pointlessness in general. It was founded after MystCommunity removed its "Trolls and Squees" forum.
Tanhithion is not welcome at SpamLives.
SpamLives by BIG_CHICKEN!!!11 February 10, 2005

spamslam 

He gave me a real spamslam

Spa slam me into tomorrow
spamslam by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020
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