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The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.
Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.
by C-can November 2, 2003
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spammers

people who think spamming for money is a job.
all those spammers know is how to load aims, type some msg's and press start/stop
by fizzy August 29, 2003
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Spammers

Spammers: Someone who doesn't give a shit and keeps on posting urban dictionary meanings based on a general name.

1. GET OVER YOURSELF

2. GO FUCK YOURSELF

3. I DIDNT EVEN CHECK THE EXAMPLES BUT FUCK I KNOW THEY ARE IN THERE.
Spammers:
samantha, alex, chris,michael, jack,tommy
by TruthfulLier"_" August 7, 2015
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Spammers be like....

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by kiitybunnigirl August 24, 2021
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united spammers

A crew of ugly fat virgins who live in their mom's basements. There lineup consists of a fat man with herpes on mental disability- a fat 36 year old virgin from texas and a whore mother.

They're nobodies and have no life and sit on urban dictionary 365 days a year leaving comments all day.
The biggest losers you remember are United Spammers.
by Siamese. January 28, 2009
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united spammers

a bunch of people on the wotd comments page who are upset with the recent changes made to the commenting process and made a universal account. or just more anonymous kids on the internet making fun of people knowing they won't be held accountable.
MarkishMark said something retarded (again) and within minutes of his post hundreds of kids posted various threats, insults and witty (sarcasm) name changes such as MarkSKIDMark under the tag of United Spammers.
by Guuuuuuury November 6, 2008
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Religious spammers

Trolls on the internet who go around on various websites such as Yahoo Answers, Amazon, Sodahead, Facebook and every other message board.

They typically give bad reviews to books that do not support their theology, leave nasty comments one any blogs that do not match their theology, and answer questions about beliefs they are against with the intent on ridiculing them.
Religious spammers:

Amazon Book review for "Christian Universalism: Gods Good news for all people".

Review: I have been looking for a book that represents Universalism in a biblical way - that will convince me. This isn't it. There are many references that have an Eastern religious feel, and they made me feel cautious. Not a book that I would recommend to "prove" Universalism beliefs to another believer. I wasn't even persuaded by it. In fact it left me questioning such...

C. Romaella says:
If you're looking for a book that presents universalism in a biblical way, you will NEVER find it because that is the opposite of the Bible's message.

Another review for the book: Don't buy this book. The author doesn't have a leg to stand on Biblically, as he can state a few true cases of mistranslations from the King James that support universalism,

C. Romaella says:
No author can "present" heretical ideas in a way that convinces a spirit-indwelt believer.

Wait a second? didnt this dipshit just leave that same comment twice?
by Jerry1341 May 12, 2010
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