C-can's definitions
The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.
Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.
by C-can November 2, 2003
Get the spammersmug. Yeah, you don't mean to anger us, yet you enclose viruses in every one of your e-mails that will permanently screw up the computer of anyone stupid enough to open them. Then you hack your way in with ease after the computer's security systems have been assulted with garbage data, steal anything on their hard drive that sounds like it's related to money, and then get back to ass-fucking your pet goat in your parents' basement. If I ever see you on the street, I'll kill you, bitch.
Watch your ass, spammer. I just got parolled and I feel like chasing someone that really pisses me off down the street with a fireaxe right about now.
by C-can February 11, 2004
Get the Spammermug. Company that gave us such wonderful things as Gamespy Arcade, FilePlanet, and the most arrogant staff of reviewers in the world, not to mention a website that is filled with annoying adds that are embedded into the fucking browser window.
by C-can January 29, 2004
Get the Gamespymug. One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.
Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.
by C-can January 18, 2004
Get the do not call listmug. One who protests against a declaration of war by one's government. Most recently, they have been protesting against the Iraqi War thingie. Many are decent people who have genuine concerns about things, but there are also the fanatical shitbags who think that lying down in the middle of the fucking road during rush hour is going to solve anything. Those misguided individuals apparently think that preventing people from getting to work or to a hospital because they have severe burns is okay, but its not okay to tear down a dictatorship that has killed millions of its own people.
The majority of antiwar protestors you see on TV are raging narcissitic lunatics, but there are those who know that they can get their point across just by standing on the sidewalk or in a park without screaming their heads off at passers by.
by C-can October 21, 2003
Get the antiwar protestormug. One thing that struck me as odd is the use of the term "anarchist-communist." Many people associate the two words with one another apparently because both represent radical movements, when, in reality, both are completely opposite. Think about it. A communist is someone who thinks that the government should have total control over every aspect of the nation and its economy. An anarchist is pretty much the exact opposite, since they think that there should be NO government, so how the fuck can you associate the two when they're both completely contradictory to one another? Actually, in a way, I can see both movements being similar to each other, in terms of that they're both fucking equally insane.
When a musician tells his fans to steal his album in order to "undermine the system," you just know that his music has to suck.
by C-can January 30, 2004
Get the mass-produced rebellionmug. by C-can February 13, 2004
Get the fugly.netmug.