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Ultra-Right wing fundamentalists protestants? Well, I can agree with you concerning the ones that think the Pope is Satan himself, that the New World Order is coming (The UN army isn't big enough to police the state of Connecticut for fuck's sake, how the hell are they going to take over the world?), and a whole bunch of other shit. Note, the Landover Baptist website is a fucking PARODY, and isn't representative of the MAJORITY of Protestants out there, just the obsessive loonies. We're tolerant of people of different ethnicities, we don't believe in bombing abortion clinics (those who do obviously aren't "pro-life") and we most certainly do NOT go out Goth-hunting. I know that the site is just satire, but this shit is starting to get out of hand. I'll have to create a liberal/atheist parody site to keep shit "fair and balanced."
Landover Baptist is somewhat ironic, considering that they run parody ads making fun of Bush, yet a lot of conservatives I talk to are pissed at Bush. The only people who are blindly devoted to him anymore are those hicks who have a seething hatred for us "Yankees," just because we kicked their rebellious asses back in line during the Civil War.
by C-can February 9, 2004
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Prowar Protesters march right through a crowd of over a thousand or so leftists complaining about George W. Bush suppressing free speech, but attempt to silence the prowar advocates when they attempt to voice their opinions. Go figure.
by C-can January 22, 2004
Get the prowar protestor mug.Someone who makes most of, if not all their living, off of illegal activity. They sell drugs, guns, treat women like a sexual aid rather than a real person, kill people, and try to worm their way into the private business sector as much as possible. Why you would look up to someone who kills people for his own benefit as cool and a role modle, I have no fucking idea. Not to be confused with a gangsta, which is basically a teenaged loser who thinks that smoking pot or bringing his switch blade in to show all his loser friends will somehow make him as horrible a monster as, say, a Colombian drug lord.
You listen to music that promotes killing and drug dealing, yet you bitch about the CIA and their whole Crack controversy, and you protest wars. Fucking, ignorant, dumbass.
by C-can February 3, 2004
Get the Gangster mug.The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.
Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.
by C-can November 2, 2003
Get the spammers mug.One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.
Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.
by C-can January 18, 2004
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Get the fugly.net mug.One thing that struck me as odd is the use of the term "anarchist-communist." Many people associate the two words with one another apparently because both represent radical movements, when, in reality, both are completely opposite. Think about it. A communist is someone who thinks that the government should have total control over every aspect of the nation and its economy. An anarchist is pretty much the exact opposite, since they think that there should be NO government, so how the fuck can you associate the two when they're both completely contradictory to one another? Actually, in a way, I can see both movements being similar to each other, in terms of that they're both fucking equally insane.
When a musician tells his fans to steal his album in order to "undermine the system," you just know that his music has to suck.
by C-can January 30, 2004
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