spammercial

newfound television commercials claiming to award ringtones, wallpapers, screensavers, or cash prizes to whoever texts the magic word to "1234"; the equivalent of TV spam, pop-ups, etc.

TV: TEXT "VAGINA" to "1369" NOW to get a stylish new "ROBOT, SHARK, GORILLA THREESOME" cell phone wallpaper NOW!

VIEWER: 'Tis a spammercial if I ever saw one.

spammercial by jaa9270 December 30, 2008

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spammercial

The kind of commercials that air on cable channels that are identified by their less than stellar quality. These usually advertise tourist destinations, lawyers, work-from-home programs, ringtones, and male enhancement drugs.

Ronnie: Yo, whatchu' watchin'?
Brandon: Well, South Park, until this spammercial with a talking fox came on.

spammercial by Brett Hatfield March 5, 2008

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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