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Spakle
Example 1:
Can i spakle your bum with this cucumber.
Example 2:
Person 1, lube up your arsehole dude.
Person 2, i am dude im spakling.
Can i spakle your bum with this cucumber.
Example 2:
Person 1, lube up your arsehole dude.
Person 2, i am dude im spakling.
Spakle by Anunnaki2012 March 15, 2009
Related Words
Spakle • Monkey Spakle • Spak'led Together • spackle • Sparkle Pony • spankle • sparkle motion • Spackler • spakker • Sparkle Snatcher
Monkey Spakle
A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.
B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.
C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.
D. Bananna Flavored Cum
B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.
C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.
D. Bananna Flavored Cum
Monkey Spakle by I Cup In January 10, 2006
sparklefluff
Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com
sparklefluff by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 4, 2016
cincinnati spackler
cincinnati spackler by mypssy August 11, 2010
Texas Sparkle
When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.
A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.
From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. by Will Sargent January 24, 2005
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