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Spackler 

A person who when done masturbating, without a condom on will wipe their semen/vaginal secretions on whatever is around them ; walls, furniture , blankets, toys, clothes ect...
1. Eww this doorknob is all sticky, it fells like someone spackled(verb form) it.
2. Looks like a Spackler got to your shirt man, theirs all this white sticky stuff all over it.
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spackler 

When your fucking a chick in the doggystyle position and your have her face flush with the wall. Then when your about to cum you smash her face through the wall. Then run around to the other room and cum allover her face.
"Hey man see that chick over there I gave her the spackler last night." /HIGHFIVE
spackler by Hippie420 August 28, 2007

Spackler 

A turd that never quite clears the bunghole, and must be wiped, and wiped and wiped, "spackling" the bunghole smooth to it's buttcheeck surroundings..
"I used a whole roll of TP and I still couldn't smear off that spackler.
Spackler by Greasy swass June 29, 2018

Spackler 

A person who gets scared a lot, derived from the term "spackle" meaning when the anus muscles relax and contract in rapid succession.

Also used as a derogatory term for the anally retentive.
Oh my, he's such a spackler
Spackler by FRS January 21, 2007

cincinnati spackler

cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face
i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler
cincinnati spackler by mypssy August 11, 2010

shit spackler 

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle
"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"
shit spackler by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017

The Spackler 

You start banging a girl doggie style with her head against the wall, then you start slammin her really hard till her head breaks through the first layer of dry wall then right when your about to bust you pull out and give her a swift kick to the cooter, her head will be sent through the other layer of dry wall with the last kick ,you then quickly run around to the other side of the wall and bust a nut in her face while her head is stuck
"I felt doing some remodeling last night so Suzi met the spackler"
The Spackler by Pablo435 November 9, 2006
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