spakker

A complete idiot, a stupid person. Used in England.

Richard is such a spakker he put soap in his hair instead of gel.

by Lloydy November 5, 2003

spakker

an idiot

Rabbu was being a spakker in physics today

by tklolsnipe September 12, 2013

spakker

Some who has a problem with speech or mobility.
Disadvantaged

He's sitting there looking like a spakker kid!

Shut up you spakker

by JTPasty September 28, 2005

spakker

Someone who is not very intelligent, acting like they have a disabilty but don't have one.

Jess was acting like a spakker on the bus today.

by Bdino November 4, 2010

blue spanker

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004