2 definitions by TammyS

spank-o-gram

a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.

defn by Chris; edited by Tammy

"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!

by TammyS April 10, 2007

spankogram

an email that contains pleasing pornographic images, which incites a long evening of masturbation.

Billy opened his email and received an interesting surprise. His eyes welled up with tears of joy, "This is the best spankogram that I have ever received."

by TammyS April 18, 2007