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A englishman with one foot in the UK, one Foot in South Africa, and his cock in the sea.
Stuart: I'm going to the UK with Lilly tomorrow!
Kobus: Julle is foken souties.
souties by africanbriton September 17, 2014
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Scottish/north English abbreviation for gold sovereign rings; shiny coins mounted on (typically around 9 carat) bands, and worn in large quantities by schemies, neds, and bams.

Could be considered synonymous with bling, but cheaper.
Mind ma sovies? Fuckin decked this bam wi em the night.
sovies by Eustace Punter May 7, 2007
A really hot person who's the epitome of perfection and A person who makes every girl jealous. Souvies are very independent and have good morals. They are usuallly lone wolves and make very good leaders.
"I wish I could just be as perfect as Souvie."

Genital Souties 

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.
Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!
short for "souvenir"; a small present brought back from a certain place as a memento
Bob: where'd you go in easter again?
Alex: Universal Studios. I got you a souvie!
Bob: yay!
souvie by letters-to-the-world December 26, 2008

The Soupies

A form of diarrhea that causes the toilet water to be cloudy and soup like.
After I ate your mom's lasagna I had The Soupies for 3 days.
The Soupies by AAllenIII March 18, 2011
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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