Soother
Soother by Sakurakage March 30, 2021
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soother cock
A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.
Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"
soother cock by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020
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Steradent Soother
That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy
Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"
Steradent Soother by assmasta February 19, 2015
throat soother
Mary said she had a sore throat - so she sucked my cock and helped herself to some throat soother. I suggested she take it twice a day.
throat soother by Wigmore October 18, 2017
Southern asstray
While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks
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A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.
southern surfboard by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019
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southern pansy by Deathandexestentialism August 21, 2019
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