Soomp

The noise made when falling through a rotten shingled roof, usually quite by accident

He reached a point halfway up to the roof peak without falling backwards, pausing to catch his breath; then suddenly, a crackling noise came from below, followed by a loud "Soomp!!" as the rotten shingles gave way, and the unfortunate peasant began his premature descent to the rooms below.

by BelAir Hilloc May 10, 2020

Sompanzees

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.

Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.

by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

Skoomp

A hoe, slut, thooter

That skoomp was finna get in the car full of niggas

by jnaughty February 9, 2018

soomin

A creative and artistic girl, very imaginative, and intelligent.

"Why am I not a good artist?"
"Because you're not a Soomin."

by Miss Liv November 28, 2013

Shoomp

To propel quickly and quietly

The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day

by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Skoompin

An act of hoeing or thoother-ness

You stay on that skoompin shit

by Treetop treezie December 16, 2018

Shoomped

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020