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The noise made when falling through a rotten shingled roof, usually quite by accident
He reached a point halfway up to the roof peak without falling backwards, pausing to catch his breath; then suddenly, a crackling noise came from below, followed by a loud "Soomp!!" as the rotten shingles gave way, and the unfortunate peasant began his premature descent to the rooms below.
Soomp by BelAir Hilloc May 10, 2020
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Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.
Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.
Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023
Related Words
soompi • Soomp • somp • soom • scomp • slomp • shomp • skomp • Soomer • scoomp
That skoomp was finna get in the car full of niggas
Skoomp by jnaughty February 9, 2018
A creative and artistic girl, very imaginative, and intelligent.
"Why am I not a good artist?"
"Because you're not a Soomin."
soomin by Miss Liv November 28, 2013
To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
Shoomp by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Skoompin 

An act of hoeing or thoother-ness
You stay on that skoompin shit
Skoompin by Treetop treezie December 16, 2018

Shoomped 

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”
Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
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