Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."
"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."
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moran who is in love with shainul and is obsessed with pooti
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The Soomer is a special kind of individual, They are 6,500 years old and speak only ancient Sumerian or Akkadian, They tend to rant about the epic of Gilgamesh or wanting to build a Ziggurat.
I love when that soomer said "𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌" very relatable
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