soomer
soomer by kurtcocaine_ April 2, 2020
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Soomer
Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.
When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."
When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."
"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."
"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."
"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."
"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."
"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."
Soomer by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021
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Soomer by leafythekid444 April 15, 2020
Soomer
The Soomer is a special kind of individual, They are 6,500 years old and speak only ancient Sumerian or Akkadian, They tend to rant about the epic of Gilgamesh or wanting to build a Ziggurat.
soomer
a person who induldges in consumerism.