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some bullshit 

A response to an unfair or frustrating situation. Related to bullshit.
"Shit dude, my parents just told me I can't have the car tonight."
"Man, that's some bullshit."

"Jeez! I just cannot believe that the Ticketmaster service charge is more than the price of this ticket!"
"Yep. That is some bullshit."

"Irony is like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife..."
"Not exactly. More accurately, that is some bullshit."
some bullshit by popesicle January 2, 2009
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On Some Bullshit 

When someone is being a little bitch or doing something that is just straight stupid
“Yo goose, jake is on some bullshit right now”

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.
John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit
Cooking up some bullshit by Stauder October 19, 2008

this is some bullshit 

Even though it will obvious to all parties present that there is a high degree of bullshitness occurring. It is often a human need that the party who is receiving the brunt of the bullshit will exclaim and reinforce to everyone that "this is some bullshit".
Johnny: Remember when I said I was only ten minutes away from picking you up? Well i'm more like 3 hours away.

Timmy: Man, this is some bullshit.
this is some bullshit by foomanfish February 21, 2010

on some bullshit 

What you say to or about a person who is talking crazy or about doing something foolish.
Hey bro, you need to talk to your cousin cause he's on some bullshit that's gonna get him killed.

Genelle is on some bullshit if she thinks that I'm going to pawn my car title to help bail her loser boyfriend out jail.

"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit" 

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".

This is some bullshit 

A common phrase used widely amongst the working class citizens of America. Verbal and non-verbal. Mininum 4-5 days a week.
"This is some bullshit" regional variations include:
1.Thisis sum booshit.
2. This here som boshit.
3. Thisizm bullshit
goes on and on..
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