Stauder's definitions

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Hardcore Hawaiian

A person who has the following traits:
-is hawaiian
-able to eat coconuts and pineapples whole
-pisses hawaiian punch
-shits palm trees

O shit Doug's a hardcore hawaiian, RUN!!!

by Stauder May 5, 2008

Skinnies

The incredibly tight jean those "trendy" kids wear in a whole assortment of different colors, most notably purple.

-I've got half the rainbow

-In what?
-In skinnies...duh

by Stauder May 8, 2009

Boob belt

A belt that a woman wears above her waist and below her breast, which makes her breast more noticeable.

-Damn Jenny's boobs look great
-Duh, she's wearing a boob belt

by Stauder February 26, 2009

shade running

Going from point A to B in as much shade as possible

-Why is Mike zig zagging all over the street?
-He's shade running.

by Stauder July 1, 2008

Cube Party

An event where people gather together with rubix cubes and engage in unknown actions which may or may not be sexual in nature.

-Hey Eric want to go to a cube party.
-Hell yea!, let me get my cube.

by Stauder July 27, 2009