Little Asian Girl Voice

The volume at which most stereotypical asian girls speak, the volume where if anything else is going on you won't hear her. Not restricted to asian girls also used by shy people.

No one car hear Tom because he's using his little asian girl voice.

by Stauder October 07, 2009

Semi-sleep

The area between being awake and asleep. Consisting of eyes closed, body semi to fully relaxed, and still hearing things going on around you. This sleep normally happens at school or some other dull location/event. Semi-sleep is not long, typically lasting no more than 30 minutes.

Michael woke up after 15 minutes of semi-sleep, feeling slightly better than when he fell asleep.

by Stauder March 28, 2009

Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

by Stauder October 22, 2009

Fisherman's Wife

A woman( girlfriend, wife, etc) that is never happy with what she has, she always want more.

Betty- I want that new purse and those shoes and that skirt
Tom- Stop being a fisherman's wife

by Stauder May 13, 2009

California sucker punch

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

by Stauder April 23, 2009

Boob belt

A belt that a woman wears above her waist and below her breast, which makes her breast more noticeable.

-Damn Jenny's boobs look great
-Duh, she's wearing a boob belt

by Stauder February 26, 2009

shade running

Going from point A to B in as much shade as possible

-Why is Mike zig zagging all over the street?
-He's shade running.

by Stauder July 11, 2008