Stauder's definitions

Zebra Chololita

When a mexican girl is decked out in black and white stripes. This can be either a jacket, pants, gloves, or any other garment of clothing.

My Friend Ericson and I were driving to disneyland and at a stop light we saw a Zebra Chololita.

by Stauder December 22, 2010

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

Trim the fat

When a person deletes people on their myspace/facebook etc. because they no long talk to said person or they just don't like them.

207 friends? Time to trim the fat.

by Stauder April 24, 2009

Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

by Stauder October 21, 2009

Skinnies

The incredibly tight jean those "trendy" kids wear in a whole assortment of different colors, most notably purple.

-I've got half the rainbow

-In what?
-In skinnies...duh

by Stauder May 8, 2009

Cube Party

An event where people gather together with rubix cubes and engage in unknown actions which may or may not be sexual in nature.

-Hey Eric want to go to a cube party.
-Hell yea!, let me get my cube.

by Stauder July 27, 2009