Stauder's definitions

Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

by Stauder October 21, 2009

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

Trim the fat

When a person deletes people on their myspace/facebook etc. because they no long talk to said person or they just don't like them.

207 friends? Time to trim the fat.

by Stauder April 24, 2009

Zebra Chololita

When a mexican girl is decked out in black and white stripes. This can be either a jacket, pants, gloves, or any other garment of clothing.

My Friend Ericson and I were driving to disneyland and at a stop light we saw a Zebra Chololita.

by Stauder December 22, 2010

Cube Party

An event where people gather together with rubix cubes and engage in unknown actions which may or may not be sexual in nature.

-Hey Eric want to go to a cube party.
-Hell yea!, let me get my cube.

by Stauder July 27, 2009

Fisherman's Wife

A woman( girlfriend, wife, etc) that is never happy with what she has, she always want more.

Betty- I want that new purse and those shoes and that skirt
Tom- Stop being a fisherman's wife

by Stauder May 13, 2009

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008