Sombreros

(n.) Plural - Large nipples, both in total nipple area as well as nipple protrusion.

1. "You see how big Chlesea's tates are?"

"Yeah bro, but she's definitely got some sombreros."

2. "I couldn't believe how big her nipples were. Sombreros city."

by Axilla The Horse January 23, 2013

Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

dos sombreros

two hats in spanish

Kelli and kelly- UNO SOMBRERO!

Kelly- look now hes wearing 2 hats!

Kelly- DOS SOMBREROS!

Kelli- DOS SOMBREROS!

by redskinbowler211 June 22, 2009

Mumbai Sombrero

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Riding the Sombrero

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015

Sombrerbro

1. One of the most bro forms of headgear. Commonly used as a form of protection against non-chillness (or sissiness).
2. A sombrero made entirely of Natty cans, duct tape, and a sandwich made by a woman.

1. Eric: "Oh shit, brah. That cop just put his siren on! Better pull over..."
John: "Don't worry, I got this, let me put on my sombrerbro."

*cop walks up*
Cop: " Holy shit, brah! Nice sombrerbro! I'll let you guys off free this time" *Brofists*

by Technokomodo May 19, 2011