51 definitions by Mr Special

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

RBNR

Really But Not Really

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

bitchorslut

A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you

"Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"

"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."

How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 11, 2021

Choke hold

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

Dickrulette

The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner

"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."

by Mr Special August 17, 2019