Soliosis

Extreme curvature of an erect penis.

"Damn, Devin has some mean Soliosis, how does he even fuck?"

by moabbee September 13, 2011

Scoliosis

When your spine does the stanky leg.

Doctor: Well Adrian, It appears you have scoliosis and your spine has a curvature of 23 degrees.

Adrian: So my spine is doing the stanky leg?

Doctor: Quite literally, yes.

by sometimesitreallybelikethat February 27, 2020

swoliosis

The physical condition of extremely high levels of muscle mass and extremely low levels of fat found on the body.

Arnold Swartzenegger suffered from a severe case of swoliosis in the 1970's.

by Robbie C-Shot May 7, 2003

Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void

Tweets / Twitter Messages of no importance, relevance or interest

1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color

3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!

Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!

by sarasplayroom.com July 31, 2009

Scoliosis

Scoliosis is the curvature of the spine, but in very rare cases, can occur in the neck. Usually in an S or C shape. Depending on the severity of it, will depend on the pain. Usually affects girls, but boys can get it. Doctors still haven't determined why it happens. If spotted soon enough, a doctor can brace it, meaning you wear a brace on your back. This prevents it from curving more, but will not reduce the curve. But in cases where it is not spotted quickly enough, surgery is usually required to fix it, or it may cause breathing and walking troubles in the future. The surgery procedure goes like this: Once you are knocked out, they make an incision on your back, usually from the top of the spine to the tailbone. Then they straighten out the vertebrae, and place 2 metal rods on each side on the now straightened spine. They also attach screws, to keep the rods from shifting around. Then they take bone chips from your hips, and the "bone bank" and sprinkle it over the spine, so in time the bone will merge and become part of your spine. Usually when you have severe scoliosis, your shoulders are uneven, so on one shoulder they have to pull the muscles and nerves up, and on one they have to pull it down. While your recovering, most people experience muscle spasms in their shoulders. After six months is when you can start doing things like lifting, bending down, reaching up, etc. again. A full year is the full recovery.

Scoliosis IS a big deal, and DOES affect your life, whether you have the surgery or have to wear a brace, but from someone who went through the surgery, I would MUCH rather have been able to wear the brace. I had severe scoliosis at at 73 degree curve, and had the surgery. A lot of the nurses said that they had never seen a curve as bad as mine was. I had the surgery a little over a month ago. For five more months, (obviously when you first have the surgery it's six months), I can't lift anything over 5 pounds, play sports, bend down, reach up, and at school I have to bring a pillow to support my back. I have to have support on my back, so the little benches that everyone sits on at lunch I can't use, and I have to pull up a folding chair. I missed about a month of school, and still can't attend a full day yet. It's a pretty hard thing to deal with, physically of course, but also emotionally. When I see other kids able to run around, and sit comfortably, and even pick up something heavy, I get jealous. because I know I can't. But with the support of my family and friends I'm on my way to a very long, but hopefully good recovery.

by scoliosis_surviver(: April 17, 2011

solipsism

Philosophical theory which holds that everything is a product of my mind. Given a mention in George Orwell's 1984, lending it greater recognition than it otherwise would have enjoyed. Now used as a synonym for self-absorption.

That philosopher is such an f'ing solipsist.

by Dr. Paulus August 5, 2005

solipsistic-chic

An individual who can only perceive their own thoughts, feelings, and awareness of the world around them. No other set of perceptions are possible--thereby ending the notion that any other mind exists but that of the solipsist and his restricted world view.

G Bush 11 is solipsistic-chic: his perception that other countries should be forced to pursue democracy regardless of the improbable nature of that happening in tribal or dictator-led countries--and contrary to the views, opinions of a vast majority both domestically and abroad, including countries like Iraq and Afghanistan, who he perceives will benefit from his solipsistic belief system despite these countries' deep history to the contrary.

by sj martin October 2, 2006