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black solami 

Man oh man my man has a mighty Black solami.
black solami by Solami's July 19, 2016

slamification 

The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.
Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger”
Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

Black Salami 

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.
"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"
Black Salami by johnhomone April 7, 2015

Starving Solario 

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.
Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.
Starving Solario by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Wrinkled Salami 

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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