Black Salami

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.
"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"
by johnhomone April 08, 2015
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osama bin penis

when you let your pubic hair grow so long it looks like Osama's beard. Effect increased if you dress it up in a little turban and walk around naked.
Dude for Halloween I totally rocked the Osama Bin Penis!
by johnhomone October 22, 2013
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