Sofard 

A of softness in between soft and hard

“The bread was sofard after it was out for an hour”

Sofard by Poopwizardd1 December 22, 2022

Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com

Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.

Carla Sowards by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012

sozard 

means when you say sorry in a cocky way as in to say sorry i forgot you were hard

sozard forgot you were hard

sozard by ilikeyourhairalot September 29, 2008

Sofari

The act of watching wildlife programmes on TV from the comfort (and safety) of your sofa.

A cheap vacation alternative.
safari staycation

I'm not going to work, I'm on sofari

Sofari by doublebonobo May 15, 2011

solarderity 

union and fellowship arising from our common interest and persuit of solar energy.

We will hold a solarderity rally in front of the nuclear power plant.

solarderity by Carlos18 August 25, 2013

softard 

Feminine soft spoken men who are mentally challenged

This white guy driving down the street with gangster rap blasting is a softard

softard by Killa5s July 12, 2018

Sozard 

When someone thinks their hard and can beat sumone up but they cant really and you say sozard!

James:I'm gonna smack hi head in!!
Sophie:Sozard

Sozard by Songi August 3, 2004