Sofari

The act of watching wildlife programmes on TV from the comfort (and safety) of your sofa.

A cheap vacation alternative.
safari staycation

I'm not going to work, I'm on sofari

Sofari by doublebonobo May 15, 2011

sofari

A nature-observation adventure dat is a huge distance away from your own stompin' grounds.

Wif da wealth of TV programs and DVDs showing da lovely splendor of faraway lands dat are available nowadays, why take da time and expense to make a sofari to Africa, when you can just "watch it at home" for free?

sofari by QuacksO December 17, 2022

Rooster Safari 

The act of hunting for rooster cocks. Common expedition for the rooster addicted female huntress. Related to hot dog safari and bbc safari. A less exotic adventure then the latter.

Melissa: "I need to go out tonight."
Wendy: "I need to get laid!"
Melissa "Let's go on a Rooster Safari and bag us some big roosters>"

Rooster Safari by SashaLee April 29, 2008

safari punch 

When a brotha from Africa knocks you on your ass with a forceful fuckin' knockout punch.

Similar to the punch from the big African guy from the movie Barbershop, where someone in the background can be heard yelling, "That was a Safari Punch!"

safari punch by Milosmama April 20, 2008

Starving Solario 

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

Starving Solario by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

alaskin soaring eagle 

when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy

"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"

alaskin soaring eagle by Urbanbuddha August 2, 2012

hood safari

An expedition for white people who will swim with sharks, climb Mt. Everest ,explore active volcanoes...but are too afraid to go to the hood for a good barbecue

"Man these white folks could use a hood safari! Way too many of them pretending to be scared of brothas out here!"

hood safari by StevieDiamond March 18, 2017