Sock Story 

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

Sock Story by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010

Element Sock Story 

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

Element Sock Story by anus3 December 14, 2009

Store Sock 

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."

Store Sock by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011

Storage Sock

A worn out (usually) sock that can no longer be used for wearing purposes, and is now used as something for storage, mainly of small objects such as change. They can also be used as a beating instrument in some cases if nothing better is available.

Person 1: All my socks are wearing out, I finally had to go out to buy some new ones because I was running out.

Person 2: Too bad, I hate having to throw socks away.

Person 1: No, No, I didn't throw them away, I just threw some stuff in them and used them as storage socks.

Person 2: Oh.

Storage Sock by rippinblaise November 19, 2009

socostory

to drink southern comfort or soco and experience something worth telling the next day, by you or someone else.

Do I have a socostory for you- Claudia had 3 shots of soco last night and ended up passed out naked at work!

socostory by iamthelead January 23, 2005

Sockstery 

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.

I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.

Sockstery by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024