Soberuary

A period during which one stops drinking alcohol in an attempt to compensate for holiday-related overindulgence. May or may not last an entire month. Begins on the first wake-up after December.

I'll drive home from the bar tonight; I'm observing Soberuary.

by awnlooker January 12, 2015

soberday

when you finally have decided to retire from drinking and do a clense of the liver.

from saucerdayto soberdays

Georgena won’t be celebrating saucerday with us, she’ll be celebrating soberday instead.

by vramm May 24, 2018

Sobertard

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.

I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit

by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

Shoeruary

A contraction of the words "shoe" and "february". As for "dressember" (dress + december) where you have to wear a different dress every day of the month, shoeruary is when you wear a different pair of shoes everyday during february.

Girl 1: Are you doing the shoeruary this year?
Girl 2: Yeah, I have, like, 35 pair of shoes, I can totally do this! And I'll post a picture of each pair everyday on facebook!

by mllemarianne February 2, 2013

sobertard

An comeback expression used primarily by low-functioning alcoholics to describe any individual who is not under the influence of alcohol at all times irregardless of other substance or lack thereof.

I drink and drive. Cope harder sobertards.

by BrickNoms October 17, 2021