Shoeruary

A contraction of the words "shoe" and "february". As for "dressember" (dress + december) where you have to wear a different dress every day of the month, shoeruary is when you wear a different pair of shoes everyday during february.

Girl 1: Are you doing the shoeruary this year?
Girl 2: Yeah, I have, like, 35 pair of shoes, I can totally do this! And I'll post a picture of each pair everyday on facebook!

Shoeruary by mllemarianne February 2, 2013

Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo

Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

Shoeburyness High School by Mr.GowerXoxo March 9, 2019

shoeburyness 

The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.

"I winced with shoeburyness as I settled into my seat."

shoeburyness by Thornful January 30, 2008

Soberuary 

A period during which one stops drinking alcohol in an attempt to compensate for holiday-related overindulgence. May or may not last an entire month. Begins on the first wake-up after December.

I'll drive home from the bar tonight; I'm observing Soberuary.

Soberuary by awnlooker January 12, 2015

Shoeburyness high school 

Absolute joke literally every student has mental health issues the teachers don't give a fuck the teachers (cough cough Mr Gower ) are actually pedos the fights are ridiculous

Look at the year 10 their shoving year 7 in the bin I hate shoeburyness high school

Shoeburyness high school by Yourlocaldisaster November 23, 2021

Shoeburyness High School 

A place that crushes dreams, kills people and ya know just ruines ppls live cuz u know how it is out here for a pimp, its hard out here bro, ya know help a pimp out

man that shoeburyness high school full of pimps man, they kno notin about the real world ya know

man look at that shoeburyness year 8 roadman.

Shoeburyness High School by urlocalpimp April 21, 2019

Shoebury 

Shoebury is an amazing place to live it is very near by east beach and also near southend beach it is a very lively place to live and very nice

I went to shoebury the other day its amazing

Shoebury by bailiey May 16, 2011