Soafing

Lounging on your sofa, being lazy.

Frankie: Hey bro, what you doin?

Tony: Ahh just soafing around...

by Tony Rhodes April 14, 2008

soaking wet pussy

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.

Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

Soaking Tent

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"

Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent

by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

alaskin soaring eagle

when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy

"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"

by Urbanbuddha August 2, 2012

Soaping

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

by imjustabill February 20, 2021

Soaking

Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.

Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .

by papi.daddy September 26, 2021

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006