imjustabill's definitions

kalskarikännit

The Finnish term for getting drunk at home in your underwear with no intention of going out or seeing anyone

Person 1: Are you ready for the party tonight?

Person 2: Yup. I’m ready to kalskarikännit.

by imjustabill November 10, 2020

cash or credit

A phrase that makes a male immediately jizz in his pants.

The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)

The cashier: Cash or credit?

The Lonely Island: 😫

by imjustabill February 10, 2021

Soaping

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

by imjustabill February 20, 2021

tcg

The netspeak meaning “Top Comment God” that is over replied to every comment on every platform.

Creator: …and thᴇn she…
Commentor: The way she wrote “e” threw me for a loop
Replier 1: No it didn’t.
Replier 2: Yoooo tcg!

by imjustabill April 16, 2022

hwnm

his/her word, not mine.

Person 1: What does Nathan look like?
Person 2: Tall, skinny, super gay-
Person 1: Woah there!
Person 2: Hwnm!

by imjustabill November 18, 2021

twnm

their word, not mine.

Person 1: What does Nathan look like?

Person 2: Tall, skinny, super gay-

Person 1: Woah there!

Person 2: Twnm!

by imjustabill March 10, 2022

Cerebus Syndrome

Occurs when something rapidly breaks down from lighthearted and fun to dramatic and serious.

Episode 1: What is cooler than a talking dog? A spelling bee!

Episode 100: At last, the dog reached the bee and trampled him to his death. “There can only be one of us.”

Reader: Cerebus syndrome hit that hard...

by imjustabill June 3, 2021