The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)
The cashier: Cash or credit?
The Lonely Island: 😫
The cashier: Cash or credit?
The Lonely Island: 😫
by imjustabill February 10, 2021

The Finnish term for getting drunk at home in your underwear with no intention of going out or seeing anyone
by imjustabill November 10, 2020

Havn all things in ckmekn.
Avisionary who combines creative ides with inspiration simplicity and trends
Avisionary who combines creative ides with inspiration simplicity and trends
“What does your tshirt say?”
“Fhankenmkner. It says what it means on it.”
“It’s not a very fhankenmkner type of shirt.”
“Fhankenmkner. It says what it means on it.”
“It’s not a very fhankenmkner type of shirt.”
by imjustabill July 20, 2025

Person 1: What does Nathan look like?
Person 2: Tall, skinny, super gay-
Person 1: Woah there!
Person 2: Hwnm!
Person 2: Tall, skinny, super gay-
Person 1: Woah there!
Person 2: Hwnm!
by imjustabill November 18, 2021

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

Girl: Some dude catcalled me!
Guy: At least he thought you were pretty enough to catcall.
Girl: >:(
Onlooker: That was a rough case of verschlimmbessern.
Guy: At least he thought you were pretty enough to catcall.
Girl: >:(
Onlooker: That was a rough case of verschlimmbessern.
by imjustabill July 03, 2021

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.
by imjustabill February 20, 2021
