imjustabill's definitions

Fhankenmkner

Havn all things in ckmekn.
Avisionary who combines creative ides with inspiration simplicity and trends

“What does your tshirt say?”
“Fhankenmkner. It says what it means on it.”
“It’s not a very fhankenmkner type of shirt.”

by imjustabill July 20, 2025

Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

Soaping

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

by imjustabill February 20, 2021

Cerebus Syndrome

Occurs when something rapidly breaks down from lighthearted and fun to dramatic and serious.

Episode 1: What is cooler than a talking dog? A spelling bee!

Episode 100: At last, the dog reached the bee and trampled him to his death. “There can only be one of us.”

Reader: Cerebus syndrome hit that hard...

by imjustabill June 3, 2021

kalskarikännit

The Finnish term for getting drunk at home in your underwear with no intention of going out or seeing anyone

Person 1: Are you ready for the party tonight?

Person 2: Yup. I’m ready to kalskarikännit.

by imjustabill November 10, 2020

verschlimmbessern

To make a situation worse in an attempt to make it better.

Girl: Some dude catcalled me!
Guy: At least he thought you were pretty enough to catcall.
Girl: >:(
Onlooker: That was a rough case of verschlimmbessern.

by imjustabill July 3, 2021

cash or credit

A phrase that makes a male immediately jizz in his pants.

The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)

The cashier: Cash or credit?

The Lonely Island: 😫

by imjustabill February 10, 2021