Snowbie

n. The mountain equivalent of a shoobie. Generally, they come up to a mountain for a weekend or week and try to run the mountain like they own it, but get lost because they don't know the trails or just spend most of their time on their ass.

Snowbies keep fallin and blockin the runs.

Snowbie by Enzy October 8, 2009

snowbie newbies

People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.

Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.

snowbie newbies by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.

Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.

snowbesity by mattsmack March 7, 2015

topless snowbirds 

This term refers to those Canadian women who sojourn in Southern Florida, losing their bikini tops and inhibitions along the way for the duration.

Since she was so far away from Hamilton, Françoise indulged in a few mai tais and joined the ranks of the topless snowbirds. She mused, "Maybe a little fling with one of the cute guys by the pool." Florida is a nice place where what happens in Florida, stays in Florida. No back-home consequences!

topless snowbirds by Françoise December 1, 2007

Snowbird 

Elderly people who travel to Florida during the winter months. They arrive after Thanksgiving, go home for Christmas and come back the day after New Years and stay until Early April.

They clog the restaurants and the roads (driving 20mph under the limit) and love to pull out in front of you when there's no one behind you. Anyone growing up in Central and South Florida will have the opportunity to learn what all the license plates of the US and Canada look like. Only benefit is these people bring their money and stimulate the economy.

Kid: "Dad why did that old man from NY just pull out in front of us and drive slow?"
Dad: "Son, its wintertime in Florida, that is a snowbird"

Snowbird by idk1234567 July 9, 2011

slowbie 

Slow food lover or enthusiast, as opposed to fast food lover.

A term used to describe someone with money and time to care about good healthy food and who enjoys it at leisure.

That slowbie is really taking his time with his organic burger.

slowbie by laksa March 26, 2009

Snowbird 

Elderly people vacationing/invading Florida during the winter months

A canadian snowbird coming to florida on vacation for two weeks on a package deal with $216 to spend. Elderly snowbird couple in a very large car stopped on US41 in the center lane, waiting for 600 or so cars to go past them so they can make the left turn into Denny's. The same elderly couple buying a one dollar lottery ticket at 7/11 and searching thru their purse for correct change.

Snowbird by Badblud September 5, 2009