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Put simply, a slow person/thing/The Cheat. Used in the same way as newbie. Often used in regards to someone who takes too long to paint a mural on a fence, esp. in Strong Badia.
"...and hopefully by then, The Cheat will have finally succeeded in finishing that mural I asked him to paint on the fence. Like a YEAR ago. Slowbie."
slowbie by Me, who else?! September 26, 2003
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A really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it's lost but noooo slowbie thinks he'll find it and he's gonna keep looking until he does.
slowbie by Anonymous September 24, 2003
MAn that guy with 56k is a real slowbie
slowbie by Geoff Hankes September 25, 2003
These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.
We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.
Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019
A Slombie is a hand made patchwork zombie doll created by www.facebook.com/TheCrumbDiaries a mom and son team, Al & Logan. "Slombie" is "Loganese" for Zombie.
slombie
Slombie by LuvLogan August 21, 2013
A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.
That chick gives great slowies.
slowie by CadillacZach May 25, 2005
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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