15 definitions by Pod Tailin'

Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.

Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.

Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.

Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."

That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.

Dude: That hole was so big my car almost fell in!

Subdude: That's what the groom said. bagoshist

The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.

She always gets me perpendickular.