cold as ball sack in the winter. is surrounded by water on all sides and half of one. East sayreville girls are hotter but West wall girls are smarter. the girls all have beef with each other but will ban together to throw shade on their private stories. all the guys are athletic and probably played football for at least one year. hollister and vineyard vines. theres no where to eat because your town is just houses and woods so you have to go to surrounding towns. you're either 100% Polish, Italian, Irish or Indian. if you live in west Sayreville live in east bumble fuck. The parties are shitty so we go to Freehold or Old Bridge parties. 99% of the kids have nic addictions. its pork roll never Taylor ham. 2am baked wawa trips, the one next to South River. Sithole town with fun people. Everyone is either at the boat dock or Kennedy.

Kid Kid 1: did you see those people hooking at the boat dock?

Kid 2: probably some Sayreville kids

Sayreville by Icantswimorplaylax March 17, 2020

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snoozeville

another term for going to sleep

going snoozeville mate

snoozeville by Chevvers March 31, 2008

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snoozeville

a town that consists of the mayor of snoozeville, the snoozevillemaster, and a citizen of citizen of snoozeville. sometimes visitors come to snoozeville when the train to snoozeville - driven by conductor snoozey - is running. you don't need a passport to come, just some snoozies and you can get discounted transportation if you have collected snoozeville points granted by the snoozevillemaster. the train to snoozeville runs on snoozegas.

1-honey, i wanna take you to snoozeville for our honeymoon.

2-everybody hop on the train to snoozeville!

snoozeville by !shaynuh! June 11, 2009

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stoneville

The only place worth trying to live in Rockingham Country, North Carolina

Aren’t you glad that stoneville doesn’t smell like Reidsville?

stoneville by Stonedville October 13, 2019

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