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sonerville

Most beautiful name in history if your name is Sonerville your are beautiful and without a doubt pull anybody you want
Them: Do you know Sonerville?
Me: you she use to date my sister now she dating my cousin
sonerville by Onemastermind March 27, 2022

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).
He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.
Pontiac Bonerville by Troy Tower December 31, 2009

Mr. Sommerville 

A hated person with an overload of sass who is very annoying. He is also very short, and typically bald.
OMG Mr. Sommerville just posted another porno.

somerville steamer 

while perform a sexual act, one takes an anna's taqueria burrito and disposes its contents onto the chest of the other person
yo i gave that girl a wicked somerville steamer last night.
somerville steamer by Jonathan7 February 1, 2009

Somerville 

Most densely packed city in New England, where gentrification is cleverly disguised as "beautifying the city." Where you can forfeit an entire salary on parking tickets alone. Where yuppies hold forum on the dire need for more coffee shops, where an entire arts display under a decrepit bridge was once pillaged overnight, where you can find every ethnicity on the face of the earth, where Davis square has become the mecca of yuppiedom, where Ikea will inevitably lure more traffic than an 18-wheeler jackknife at rush hour, where the most disturbing and bizarre crimes occur, and where Barack Obama once lived.
Yuppie - After having lived in Somerville for a total of 8 months, reading a few Somerville Journal and Wikipedia articles, and having a firmly vague grasp on the history of 'my' city, I shall make a hip definition to liberate the once somerville-barren urban dictionary.
Somerville by Firescape November 1, 2009

Bonerville 

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years
Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible
Bonerville by andy1 May 29, 2005