Sayreville 

Town with powerplants, Polish people, and Club Abyss.

This Friday is "Teen Nite" at Club Abyss in Sayreville.

Sayreville by Andrian July 9, 2004

Sayreville 

cold as ball sack in the winter. is surrounded by water on all sides and half of one. East sayreville girls are hotter but West wall girls are smarter. the girls all have beef with each other but will ban together to throw shade on their private stories. all the guys are athletic and probably played football for at least one year. hollister and vineyard vines. theres no where to eat because your town is just houses and woods so you have to go to surrounding towns. you're either 100% Polish, Italian, Irish or Indian. if you live in west Sayreville live in east bumble fuck. The parties are shitty so we go to Freehold or Old Bridge parties. 99% of the kids have nic addictions. its pork roll never Taylor ham. 2am baked wawa trips, the one next to South River. Sithole town with fun people. Everyone is either at the boat dock or Kennedy.

Kid Kid 1: did you see those people hooking at the boat dock?

Kid 2: probably some Sayreville kids

Sayreville by Icantswimorplaylax March 17, 2020

Sayreville 

One of the the most ghetto hood rat places in all of New Jersey. Major gang violence, RATCHET hoes, high crime rates terrible school systems and there’s always fights. Everyone and their mother comes from Staten Island or Brooklyn. Football team is great tho

News 12: Another murder in Sayreville today

Sayreville by Wendy Williams November 8, 2019

sayreville 

A ill town full of, buds, bitches, pills, drugs, and lots of parties at coons brib.. niggas get saucy at the keg parties.

guy 1: yo wanna go to sayreville tonight?
guy 2: why whats good over there?
guy 1: you already know keg party at coons..
guy 2: word ! we in there

sayreville by i am nick December 26, 2010

Sayreville 

Its a place with not enuf mufungos

I'm from sayreville n if you're reading this n you're anything like me, stay very far away...

Sayreville by Mufungo man October 14, 2019

Sayreville 

If you live here you are either white and say the n-word, Indian and say the n-word, gay and say the n-word in a high pitched voice, or black and beat up the Indians and gays. Don’t go to winding rivers unless you want to hear fireworks all day. Also beware of the Sayreville war memorial high school football team, they are super good at their sport and at fingering eachother in the locker room. Google hazing Sayreville.

Indian- “nigga pass a hot pocket”
Black- “ima beat you up now gang gang”
Indian- “go set off a another firework in your mini ghetto. I love the Sayreville high school football team”

Sayreville by Trump2024 and 2028 and 2032 April 21, 2021

Sayville 

A town located on Long Island, NY. It is a nice town, some people are very friendly, but it has been plagued with some shit people living there. Sayville High School is infested with a bunch of losers who vape, drink, and smoke weed so they have an excuse to have a social life. Most white kids in middle and high school act like they are in gangs by listening to rap music and flashing gang symbols on Instagram. If you somehow piss off one of these kids, they will either challenge you to a fight or drop a diss track on sound cloud.

Typical Sayville Kid: yo, wanna skate at chase bank?
Another Sayville Kid: nah, lets juul and drink at gillete park.

Sayville by georgeyboyyyyyyyy March 14, 2018