Town with powerplants, Polish people, and Club Abyss.

Got the covid-19 vaccine

cold as ball sack in the winter. is surrounded by water on all sides and half of one. East sayreville girls are hotter but West wall girls are smarter. the girls all have beef with each other but will ban together to throw shade on their private stories. all the guys are athletic and probably played football for at least one year. hollister and vineyard vines. theres no where to eat because your town is just houses and woods so you have to go to surrounding towns. you're either 100% Polish, Italian, Irish or Indian. if you live in west Sayreville live in east bumble fuck. The parties are shitty so we go to Freehold or Old Bridge parties. 99% of the kids have nic addictions. its pork roll never Taylor ham. 2am baked wawa trips, the one next to South River. Sithole town with fun people. Everyone is either at the boat dock or Kennedy.

A ill town full of, buds, bitches, pills, drugs, and lots of parties at coons brib.. niggas get saucy at the keg parties.

One of the the most ghetto hood rat places in all of New Jersey. Major gang violence, RATCHET hoes, high crime rates terrible school systems and there’s always fights. Everyone and their mother comes from Staten Island or Brooklyn. Football team is great tho

Its a place with not enuf mufungos