stoneville 

The only place worth trying to live in Rockingham Country, North Carolina

Aren’t you glad that stoneville doesn’t smell like Reidsville?

stoneville by Stonedville October 13, 2019

Stonehill College 

Stonehill High is located in Easton MA, where you are unable to find one off campus house or party or bar, where cops have not already infiltrated the premises the second before you arrived. The male species on this campus would rather marinate in a sausage fest on the weekend than invite girls over. If they do in fact invite the girls over, you may find yourself naked in his bed the following morning. DON'T BE ALARMED, every single person on this campus and their mother already knows. Now this may seem bad for the girl but the boy is now off limits to the rest of the female population because every girl is somehow connected to the next. Aside from hooking up, stonehill students get as drunk as possible to forget that they are in a 12x12 room with 100 freshman grinding and sweating off the layers of make up that they put on 4 hours ago when they got ready to wait around and "find out whats going on." The academics here at stonehill are based on cheating and resubmitting your friends papers who have already taken the class. If you are failing a class, go cry to your professor and they will come up with 10 new extra credit options and you will wind up with an A. Don't forget, you can't skip classes because attendance is 50% of your grade and there are only 15 other kids in your class, you will receive an email from your professor asking if you're okay. If this doesn't tickle your pickle, Stonehill High also holds 3 dances in the gymnasium along side a pep rally.

"Should I apply to stonehill college?"
"If you didn't attend a public high school, yes"

Stonehill College by BeatBoxluver3000 November 5, 2018

Stonehill College 

Stonehill College is small liberal arts college located in the perpetually dull town of Easton, Massachusetts. In order to increase its diversity, Stonehill has started handing out FREE TUITON flyers to the black kids of Brockton. So far, limited success. The school is notorious for being super academic-based Sunday through Thursday and absurdly party-based Friday and Saturday. Rumor has it that Stonehill kids don't really drink. This is a lie. The truth is, Stonehill kids don't really KNOW HOW TO drink. This is why, on any given Friday or Saturday night, you will find an ambulance in front of the freshmen dorms taking them in groves to the local hospital. Other than that, Stonehill is a lovely school full of trees and brick buildings. Yeah.

Doctor, we have multiple transports coming in from Stonehill College.

Stonehill College by JACKEMSE September 25, 2010

Stonehill College 

A college that has so few black people, you can get a full scholarship if admissions cant pronounce your first name. There are more white people here with shitty earings than a gay pride parade. The school takes pride in its shovel collection, which, if its new catholic agenda goes through, will be used to dig its own grave.

it is home to father cregan, an evil dictator who hates condoms, beer and fun. he has a dungeon full of puppies and is holding them until the one day when he will take pictures with them and release it as a calender.

It has also been recognized in the US world and news as the regional head quarters for dumb bitches. A rarity in other parts of the world, you can hardly go anywhere without seeing a plastic faced girl wearing a northface jackets, ugg booth and furiously texting "wtf" to her bff about her bf.

In a vast effort to increase its diversity, stonehill in its new plan, is now very eager to accept people who have missing or non working limbs. As part of the plan,they get free tuition just as long as they smile.

Stonehill is a great place. Their official slogan is "COME HERE WE HAVE MUTHAFUCKING TREES!"

Student: "I go to Stonehill College."

Statistician: I see a high probability that you are white, rich and mentally handicapped.

Stonehill College by yay1234567890 March 12, 2009

Stonesville

The area of residence that an individual will move to temporarily (in mind, not necessarily body) once they have hit the 'erb.

Generally used in conversation once a fellow smoking buddy has got to the point just before he/she cannnot open their eyes anymore and decides to crash in your cupboard and fall asleep with their face buried in a pair of your most pungent trainers, but cannot be bothered to move.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. Thank you for travelling on the Baked Express. We are now entering Stonesville, population - You."

Stonesville by The B July 4, 2006

StoneyVille 

A Lifestyle and a movement for stoners or not,StoneyVille encourages a great mindset to defeat all odds.

StoneyVille takes you too the highest Vibration.

StoneyVille by StoneyVille company May 7, 2019

stormville 

a small town in New York part of East Fishkil consists of mountain folk and gravel factory. An obscure town use the name when confused as though to blame your hometown for your stupidity

We don't understand that we from Stormville...Stormville that small town next to Hopewell?! It's a mountain and mountain folk thats it!!!

stormville by Terri-bo-berri January 27, 2007