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Snakeism 

The religious belief that the ideologies in metal gear solid can lead to guidance in life. The belief that solid snake and big boss are good role models.
Person :What is your belief?
Person 2: snakeism, kept you waiting huh?
Snakeism by Sharingan master 77 March 11, 2019
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Sneakrim 

The act of surprising your partner with a rimjob during oral sex. This is often given to someone who has never received a rimjob in the past.
Hey, how'd it go last night with Rachel?

Great! She said she wasn't into anal, so I gave her a sneakrim.

And?

She asked me to keep going.
Sneakrim by CarTripin May 22, 2014
Kiss or kisses you send to someone in a sneaky way, cause you want no one else to know about it
Hey, babe, have you already gotten the sneakis I sent your way recently? If you haven't yet, UPS is in its way...
sneakis by 96dovey October 15, 2017

sneakonsons 

a disease that all ninjas have. Makes the infected very sneaky. Can only be inherared from a ninja so anyone with is part ninja.
dude you snuck up behind me... I didn't know you had sneakonsons
sneakonsons by tha hackester May 25, 2009

saekoism 

A religion where we worship and serve our lesbian lord Saeko Tanaka. Only lqbtq+ can join!
friend - hey do you want to come to church with me on sunday?
me - sorry, i’m not christian, i believe in saekoism.
saekoism by saekofan March 4, 2021
SAY ONE THING TO SAVE FEELINGS BUT YOU REALLY MEAN THE OPPOSITE.

SPEAKISMS ARE USUALLY USED TO SOFTEN THE BLOW OR TO ALLOW FOR AN EASIER EXIT..

USED ON PPL THAT DO DUMB SHIT OR SAY DUMB SHIT!
SPEAKISM === OPPOSITE

Sure... go ahead === I don't want you to.

I'm not upset === FUCK YOU!

Don't play stupid with me === You know what the fuk im talking bout

Give it a chance === this will never happen

I don't like trouble === IM GONNA DENY EVERYTHING
SPEAKISM by RUFF RYDER FREE October 17, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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