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SAY ONE THING TO SAVE FEELINGS BUT YOU REALLY MEAN THE OPPOSITE.

SPEAKISMS ARE USUALLY USED TO SOFTEN THE BLOW OR TO ALLOW FOR AN EASIER EXIT..

USED ON PPL THAT DO DUMB SHIT OR SAY DUMB SHIT!
SPEAKISM === OPPOSITE

Sure... go ahead === I don't want you to.

I'm not upset === FUCK YOU!

Don't play stupid with me === You know what the fuk im talking bout

Give it a chance === this will never happen

I don't like trouble === IM GONNA DENY EVERYTHING
SPEAKISM by RUFF RYDER FREE October 17, 2010
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speakish 

Speakish is where someone has obviously uses a voice-to-text method to write out something that is printed or on the internet because its grammar is incorrect or badly put together using a homophone. Examples are "there" "they're" and "their." "Bear" and "bear." "Brake" and "break." Also "gift" and "gif." Making a real difference in communication quality.
"James, did you see this ad for new cars ? That is totally within my price range !"
"I don't know, Brad. look at the ad. It says, 'Our cars are hot. Get them while there still here.' That's speakish. Not a sign of quality advertising I believe and reflects badly on the company itself."
speakish by dw8177 September 3, 2021
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Speakish Engable 

To speak so quickly that you replace parts of a word with another.

Often very embarrassing, because it normally happens when attempting to burn somebody.

Derived from "Speakable English"
-Pimp- Nigga, iz you high?

-Man 1- Iz I high?

-Man 2- NIGGA, iz you Speakish Engable?
Speakish Engable by Totentag August 13, 2009
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