When somebody is acting sneaky and being secretive at the same time, like suspicious behavior. Usually people are sneakritive when they are hiding something or feeling guilty o something they have done. People that cheat on their partners, drug addicts, theives, and people that are serial killers are often sneakritive. Sneakritive people are often vague and cant seem to keep up with anything they say, and they forget what they do alot. Sometimes you can even find them trying to hide under furniture or glance around rooms.
Girl: Why are you always being so sneakritive with me everytime you go to your friends houses? You never tell me where you are or what you are doing.
Boy: Im not being sneakritive, Im just hanging out?
Girl: Where? I called your friends and you are never with them.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.