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shardvaark
when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece
shardvaark by thickshadee June 8, 2009
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Snardvark • SHARDVARK • Shard varking • nardvark • shardbarking • shardvaark • snarkpark • shard-varment
SHARDVARK
Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.
From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!
SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011
shardbarking
shardbarking by Gee Girl June 3, 2016
nardvark
A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.
nardvark by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
snarkpark
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