Linglingpanda's definitions

yank on my doodle

Jacking someone off.

"Bitch, yank on my doodle."

by Linglingpanda April 21, 2018

sniff your ballsack

Sniffing the testicles of a man to check if it's freshly washed.

"When you get home I'm totally going to sniff your ballsack"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

diablo whore

Someone who won't quit playing Diablo.

"Get off my ps4 diablo whore"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.

I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

straight snailin

When you're just chillin and you are wet as fuck or suddenly cum in your pants. More or less a salivating vagina.

"I got that bitch last night so wet man. She was straight snailin."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

nardvark

A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017