Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Linglingpanda

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A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

nardvark by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

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When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.

"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."

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Sniffing the testicles of a man to check if it's freshly washed.

"When you get home I'm totally going to sniff your ballsack"

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When you're just chillin and you are wet as fuck or suddenly cum in your pants. More or less a salivating vagina.

"I got that bitch last night so wet man. She was straight snailin."

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"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

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A female who will do anything to hurt another female because they want what she has.

"Her man is so hot but I'm trying not to start shit and act like a jellyslut"

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