twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

nardvark

A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

straight snailin

When you're just chillin and you are wet as fuck or suddenly cum in your pants. More or less a salivating vagina.

"I got that bitch last night so wet man. She was straight snailin."

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

jellyslut

A female who will do anything to hurt another female because they want what she has.

"Her man is so hot but I'm trying not to start shit and act like a jellyslut"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.

I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

diablo whore

Someone who won't quit playing Diablo.

"Get off my ps4 diablo whore"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

catshit mobile

When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.

"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017