yank on my doodle

Jacking someone off.
"Bitch, yank on my doodle."
by Linglingpanda April 21, 2018
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sniff your ballsack

Sniffing the testicles of a man to check if it's freshly washed.
"When you get home I'm totally going to sniff your ballsack"
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.
"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.
I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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diablo whore

Someone who won't quit playing Diablo.
"Get off my ps4 diablo whore"
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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straight snailin

When you're just chillin and you are wet as fuck or suddenly cum in your pants. More or less a salivating vagina.
"I got that bitch last night so wet man. She was straight snailin."
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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jellyslut

A female who will do anything to hurt another female because they want what she has.
"Her man is so hot but I'm trying not to start shit and act like a jellyslut"
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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