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SHARDVARK 

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!
SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011
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Sharmaarke 

Good religious boy, likes praying. ALWAYS keeps it halal. Goes to parties just to pray. Respectful with an imense amount of drip and splaaaaash
Look at Sharmaarke man, so inspirational

Snardvark 

The meaning to everything. Snardvark is all and all is Snardvark.
"Raise your hand if Snardvark!"
Snardvark by Taitu September 2, 2005

shardbarking 

When a tweaker, or crack head is face down ass up inspecting crumbs in the carpet.
He has been shardbarking, and all he finds is cat litter and toenails.
shardbarking by Gee Girl June 3, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026