nardvark

A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Nardfarkle

Nardfarkle is the smell of chicken blood that is soaked up by the absorption packets inside of chicken breast packaging and rotting bananas inside a trash can, which has been forgotten in a studio apartment for a few days.

"What kind of cologne are you wearing? It smells like nardfarkle."

"Do we have to eat this? It smells like nardfarkle."

by Dude Abides January 21, 2010

nardwark

A person, whom through no fault of there own, cannot grasp the principal that other people do not think in exactly the same way as them.

Brian doesn't seem to understand that I don't find throwing food funny. What a nardwark!

by theladyofsmarts February 15, 2015

nardvar

A term semantically merging 'weirdo' and 'fool.'

My brother and his nardvar friends were up til four-thirty this morning playing Dungeons & Dragons.

by I, Macpherson. January 14, 2009