Nardfarkle is the smell of chicken blood that is soaked up by the absorption packets inside of chicken breast packaging and rotting bananas inside a trash can, which has been forgotten in a studio apartment for a few days.
"What kind of cologne are you wearing? It smells like nardfarkle."
"Do we have to eat this? It smells like nardfarkle."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'