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SHARDVARK 

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!
SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011
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(Pronounced shuhr-vuhri) A fairly rare name of an Indian girl that means "night", or "twilight", or "the period between sunset and sunrise". Is given to a female who is most likely Hindu. Also the name of the Hindu Goddess Sharvari. Sharvari Devi is an incarnation of Hindu Goddess Shakti (Parvathi). This name is often mispronounced by people of countries other than India. People knowing a Sharvari also find it amusing that Sharvari rhymes with such words as sorry, February, or Ferrari. Sharvaris' are also often artistic and creative, open minded, and free-spirited. They care a lot about others and value what other people think. People named Sharvari are usually ridiculously attractive.
Sorry, Sharvari...oh, that rhymed!
Sharvari by daangson February 20, 2011

sharmarke 

See no evil or may be protected from evil, good luck etc

other ways to spell. Shermarke Shamarke Sharmake Sharmaarke Shermaarke Shemaarke

Abdirashid Ali sharmarke was the 2nd President of the Republic of Somalia.
Shar ma arke (Somali name) is made up from two words (Shar) is arabic word witch means bad or -objectionable aspects of the behaviour- or evil, not good etc. Ma arke witch is (Somali word HA-ARKIN)don't see, be guarded from evil. Sharmarke Shar-ha-arkin
sharmarke by Dhaqancelis April 5, 2008

shardvaark 

when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece
dude look at him what a shardvaark
shardvaark by thickshadee June 8, 2009

Sharmarke 

Sharmarke is the name of royalty, a king who deserves to be recognised for his great talents,m. Sharmarke is normally a very funny person who is generally popular
I want to be like sharmarke

shardtarded 

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded
dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend
shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009
when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.
"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"
shartmark by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012