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When a person's pay/salary is increased due to job performance or company loyalty.
Chad : Damn Abi your hair is so long and soft! Ahhhh!
Abi : Cock!
Chad : Great idea I should rub my cock all over you hair! Ahhhh!
Abi : Suck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should suck my cock!
Abi : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Abi : Fuck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should fuck my cock!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Chad : God damn't Steve im trying to fuck Abi!
Abi : 2 Cock's?
Chad : Great idea we should double fuck you!
Abi : Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! COCK! COCK! COCK!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey Chad! OH MY GOD!
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!
Kiresten : So did you ask Chad if we could have a Raise?
Kaylee : Well no but im pretty sure Abi will be getting a Raise real soon!
Kiersten : That Bitch! What does she have that we don't have?
Kaylee : Well Chad's cock in her for one!
Kiersten : Oh Great we have to give him a Raise to get a Raise!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2018
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
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Increament or Addition to the Income or Salary
Worker : "...I have been Working hard since last Month..."

Boss : "What, Looking for a raise? Get Out!"
by Alan S June 27, 2005
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parent or parents (someone who has "raised" you since childhood)
I am having Thanksgiving dinner with the raise this year.
by Nique January 22, 2004
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Film-noir/Hardboiled Novel slang for "get it contact with." The term is derived from the phrase "raise the dead" where "the dead" is a metaphor for an uncommunicative person.
"Where you able to raise your sister?"

"Hey man, do you know what's up with Steve? I can't raise 'im."
by Wonkotehsane December 25, 2008
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